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The contest is simple: in preparation for the his upcoming book “A Kinkster’s Guide to the Cock” Wintersong is compiling a list of the most inventive slang terms for the various parts of the male genitalia that people can think up.
He is seeking fun and imaginative slang names for:
The Whole Package
The winner will be judged on creativity and how challenging the anatomical feature is to name (not a lot of “spermatic cord” slang out there for instance).
The contest closes on Monday Oct. 31st and the winning entry will be announced the next day. You can leave a comment here or email me your submission. And remember, even if you don’t win, all that awesome content is only $14.95 per month away.
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I call the various male body bits the following:
Penis — “The Pokey Part”
Scrotum — “The Grab Sack”
Testicles — “Ouchies”
Spermatic Cords — “The Reins”
Corona — “Ring Around the Suck Slut”
Glans — “The Blind Mole Rat” or “Velvet Gentleman” (depending on the owner)
Penis — “Man Meat” or “Engorged Clity” (depending on gender)
Urethra — “Fuck Hole”
Meatus — The “I’m About to Screw Your ‘Fuck Hole'”
Foreskin — the “You Lucky Fuck! Glove”
Come on, folks! SUBMIT!
The Whole Package – The Sometimes Danger Zone
Penis – The Soldier (Who’s Napping Right Now)
Scrotum – Surface of Mars
Testicles – Soufflé (Really Fucking Good When Handled Just Right)
Glans – The Real Meat
Foreskin – Wizard’s Cloak
Corona – The Little Crown
Urethra – The Pipes
Meatus – The Crevice
Spermatic Cords – The Strings Of Life
Penis- Juice Bottle
Scrotum- Kumquats
Testicals- JuJu juice
Glans- Run off drip
Foreskin- Cap
Corona- Sweet Spot
Urethra- Straw
Meatus- Spout
Spermatic Cords- Juice Circuits
I have LOVED all the suggestions I’ve had! After much deliberation weighing the best of the best the winner is:
Fetlife user “Quirinus” who suggested “axis mundi” as a name for the penis.