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Wintersong Tashlin has partnered with Kink Academy, the internet’s biggest and best source for instructional videos on sexuality, kink/BDSM, relationships, and more to hold a contest offering a free one-month membership for one lucky and creative kinkster. KinkAcademy.com has over 550 videos from the best instructors in the world, with five new video clips going online every week from Sarah Sloane, Mollena, Greydancer, Murphy Blue, Wintersong Tashlin, Princess Kali, and more than 95 other incredible educators. Check out the free sample page for more!
The contest is simple: in preparation for the his upcoming book “A Kinkster’s Guide to the Cock” Wintersong is compiling a list of the most inventive slang terms for the various parts of the male genitalia that people can think up.
He is seeking fun and imaginative slang names for:
The Whole Package
The winner will be judged on creativity and how challenging the anatomical feature is to name (not a lot of “spermatic cord” slang out there for instance).
The contest closes on Monday Oct. 31st and the winning entry will be announced the next day. You can leave a comment here or email me your submission. And remember, even if you don’t win, all that awesome content is only $14.95 per month away.
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I call the various male body bits the following:
Penis — “The Pokey Part”
Scrotum — “The Grab Sack”
Testicles — “Ouchies”
Spermatic Cords — “The Reins”
Corona — “Ring Around the Suck Slut”
Glans — “The Blind Mole Rat” or “Velvet Gentleman” (depending on the owner)
Penis — “Man Meat” or “Engorged Clity” (depending on gender)
Urethra — “Fuck Hole”
Meatus — The “I’m About to Screw Your ‘Fuck Hole'”
Foreskin — the “You Lucky Fuck! Glove”
Come on, folks! SUBMIT!
The Whole Package – The Sometimes Danger Zone
Penis – The Soldier (Who’s Napping Right Now)
Scrotum – Surface of Mars
Testicles – Soufflé (Really Fucking Good When Handled Just Right)
Glans – The Real Meat
Foreskin – Wizard’s Cloak
Corona – The Little Crown
Urethra – The Pipes
Meatus – The Crevice
Spermatic Cords – The Strings Of Life
Penis- Juice Bottle
Testicals- JuJu juice
Glans- Run off drip
Corona- Sweet Spot
Spermatic Cords- Juice Circuits
I have LOVED all the suggestions I’ve had! After much deliberation weighing the best of the best the winner is:
Fetlife user “Quirinus” who suggested “axis mundi” as a name for the penis.